No PE?!?!

I received my 2007 timetable on Thursday. I didn't get any PE lessons! How can this be? I mean I've always been the more 'athletic' ones among my friends. And I was playing sports all the way till uni days with all the IBG and IHG stuff. How can they not give me any PE periods? Now I'll have no weapon against my students!

The management must be thinking that

1) I'm too fat... hence no amount of exercise can help me lose weight and keep fit.
2) I'm too fit... and they need to get those 'slacker' teachers to be fitter too.
3) I'm going to get pregnant soon.. just because I've changed my title to Mrs.

Nahhhh.....